Pink

Yesterday, I had some beets with my lunch.

Last night, I went to a wine tasting. After I got home, Tony told me I was drunk, I attempted to say "slightly" intoxicated, but "slight" came out as slice, and realizing my mistake, I giggled instead of finishing my sentence. So, Tony, who was laughing AT me, said, "Oh, I see, you're toasted." And my giggles continued at his joke. Now we were laughing together :)

When it was getting to be bed time, I went to the bathroom. After I finished I squealed with delight, "My shit's pink!" And indeed it was, because I had beets for lunch.

I was at the perfect level of buzz!